and y’all fall apart and trust me your best buddy ain’t gonna have no problem swoopingnin on your girl. your import a woman to your town, your own home town. the smaller more remote the town the worse it is. ITS RIDICULOUS!! it isn’t real life for god sake!! You fuck up as a dude in AK and depending where you live there’s a line waiting for your girl. Alaskan women can pick and choose what they’ll do what they’ll put up with what level income they’ll settle for in a man etc etc. women in Cali have to be on better different behavior than Alaska. Dudes are more apt to go all out for a chick up there than say California. there are the more feminine type of dude too but not so much. Y’all live in a state where the men out number you like 3-1 or something like that and they make tons of $bread$. Lots of hot air being blown about Alaskan women and I guess I’m doing it here too but they deserve some credit.

I’ve personally said “aight that’s it you catch one more and you’re baiting your own. That point is when they are out catching us and their fish are way bigger. and for the most part we let em get away with it but only to a point. they dog the whole lifestyle but they definitely are not trying to cut bait. I will say that in my experience Alaskan women do live to fish. It it’s more like jump in and get out super quick, rinse repeat. violent painful shrinkage c-c-cold brotha. even if the midnight sun(literally stays sun shining and hot all night in summer) is shining. summer is too short to be wasting it on fish that don’t bite.Īlso in that same vein, ain’t nobody cooling off in the water anywhere from the heat of the night. on a lake she’s the one trying different bait set ups. if y’all are on a river alone she’s walking a whole stretch and she get mad atcha if you try and poach. in the ocean on a boat shed be pulling anchor and telling you which hole she wants to move to.on a river she’s the one scoping other backwaters and eddys and mean mugging the other fisherman.

and I might add a lm Alaskan female wouldn’t be cool with that either she’d be the first to say “let’s go somewhere else. Quick off the top of my head without thinking too hard.ġ) you’d never sit forever without getting bites and not mind at all. How many clues in this song tell you these aren’t Alaskans fishing habits you’re hearing about?

Lyrics fishing in the dark